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If nexon isn't going to fix this lag, then I have to take matters into my own hands. YOSH, HAJIMEEEEEE
Prologue
Far away, in an enchanted land that seemed untouched by the steady march of time, there lived an old master named Kohan who found a baby girl abandoned in the wilderness of the region. The old master raised the girl as his own child and marveled as the youngster grew and became uncommonly strong. Now the girl, known as Arlong is on her own and has become the sole guardian of her grandfather's most mystical possession: his Lagonball.
Arlong is enjoying her day as usual, making pickles and eating off the land. Little did Arlong know, a visitor was approaching her remote mountainside home. The young girl's life was about to begin a radical new phase. The visitor known as Donald Trump is carrying a strange device, one that can locate any Lagonball on earth. He walks up to Arlong and grabs her by the pu- and says "we have a serious problem with radical lagging, we have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country anymore." He quickly realizes that Arlong has incredible strength but also has no clue of the great power of the Lagonballs. Arlong doesn't want to give up her grandpa's Lagonball so Donald tells about the mysterious powers of the Lagonballs. Once all 7 Lagonballs are brought together, the eternal dragon will be summoned and use its great power to fix the lag in a game, any game. He convinces her to go on an adventure with him and travel the world on Trump Force One and go hunt the other Lagonballs. With Arlong's Lagonball, Donald now has 3 Lagonballs.
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dat training is cannon?
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Arlong flies to master Jungju's nexon hq building to train and learn the Kamehameha. But the master said that he will only train her if she brings him a community manager. So Arlong brings him kthxbainao but master Jungju said he wanted a community manager that gave less sh**s so he fired him. Then a small boy called Nigel Farage paddles to the shore on a boat and requests to train under master Jungju. Nigel bribed the master with a catalogue full of cheap and incompetent game developers so he agreed to train him. He sends Arlong and Nigel to the city to find a community manager. Nigel doesn't have a pickled heart so he has to cling onto Arlong as they ride the nimbus.
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Now their real training begins so master Jungju wakes up the two very early. Their job is to deliver blue pots to all the kinesis that needs them, but they all live miles away from each other. They deliver a blue pot to a kinesis that lives at the top of a mountain and there master Jungju tells them that they will both be competing at the World Martial Arts Tournament. They finish their blue pot delivery and the master tells them that they will be doing this every morning and that this is just the start of their daily training. Next they went to plow the fields for Evan's dad with their bare hands. Then they study as martial artists need to have a sharp mind too. They eat lunch and then take a nappie. Arlong is impatient and wants to learn fighting moves already but the master says that they first need to strengthen their bodies and that he'll teach them once they can move this giant rock. Next they have to swim around the lake several times while being chased by Russian hackers. They are then tied to a chair and forced to dodge angry criticisms from players and respond with 'we are looking into it' to their complaints. After the tiring day of training, the master tells them they will be doing this every day but with 50 pounds Jeb shells on their backs. After a few months of this training, Arlong and Nigel are eager to learn fighting techniques after proving that they could move the rock but the master says he has nothing to teach them. The training is was to get their bodies into superhuman condition and they already know how to fight, the tournament is just another step in their training. He gives them 100 pound Jeb shells to wear from now on. After several months, the day of the tournament arrives. They take off their 100 pound Jeb shells and they realize just how much stronger and faster they've gotten. They arrive at the tournament where reunite with Donald, Bernie, and Rosie. Master Jungju gives Arlong and Nigel fighting uniforms to wear as they fight in the tournament.
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