Lagonball

Arlong · October 2016

If nexon isn't going to fix this lag, then I have to take matters into my own hands. YOSH, HAJIMEEEEEE

Prologue
Far away, in an enchanted land that seemed untouched by the steady march of time, there lived an old master named Kohan who found a baby girl abandoned in the wilderness of the region. The old master raised the girl as his own child and marveled as the youngster grew and became uncommonly strong. Now the girl, known as Arlong is on her own and has become the sole guardian of her grandfather's most mystical possession: his Lagonball.

Arlong is enjoying her day as usual, making pickles and eating off the land. Little did Arlong know, a visitor was approaching her remote mountainside home. The young girl's life was about to begin a radical new phase. The visitor known as Donald Trump is carrying a strange device, one that can locate any Lagonball on earth. He walks up to Arlong and grabs her by the pu- and says "we have a serious problem with radical lagging, we have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country anymore." He quickly realizes that Arlong has incredible strength but also has no clue of the great power of the Lagonballs. Arlong doesn't want to give up her grandpa's Lagonball so Donald tells about the mysterious powers of the Lagonballs. Once all 7 Lagonballs are brought together, the eternal dragon will be summoned and use its great power to fix the lag in a game, any game. He convinces her to go on an adventure with him and travel the world on Trump Force One and go hunt the other Lagonballs. With Arlong's Lagonball, Donald now has 3 Lagonballs.

TO BE CONTINUED

CHA LAAA HEAD CHA LAAAA
SPARKING

Lilyflower · October 2016

Arlong said:
If nexon isn't going to fix this lag, then I have to take matters into my own hands. YOSH, HAJIMEEEEEE

Prologue
Far away, in an enchanted land that seemed untouched by the steady march of time, there lived an old master named Kohan who found a baby girl abandoned in the wilderness of the region. The old master raised the girl as his own child and marveled as the youngster grew and became uncommonly strong. Now the girl, known as Arlong is on her own and has become the sole guardian of her grandfather's most mystical possession: his Lagonball.

Arlong is enjoying her day as usual, making pickles and eating off the land. Little did Arlong know, a visitor was approaching her remote mountainside home. The young girl's life was about to begin a radical new phase. The visitor known as Donald Trump is carrying a strange device, one that can locate any Lagonball on earth. He walks up to Arlong and grabs her by the pu- and says "we have a serious problem with radical lagging, we have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country anymore." He quickly realizes that Arlong has incredible strength but also has no clue of the great power of the Lagonballs. Arlong doesn't want to give up her grandpa's Lagonball so Donald tells about the mysterious powers of the Lagonballs. Once all 7 Lagonballs are brought together, the eternal dragon will be summoned and use its great power to fix the lag in a game, any game. He convinces her to go on an adventure with him and travel the world on Trump Force One and go hunt the other Lagonballs. With Arlong's Lagonball, Donald now has 3 Lagonballs.

TO BE CONTINUED

CHA LAAA HEAD CHA LAAAA
SPARKING

looool that comment made me laugh XD good one arlong

good luck with lagonball.

Lilyflower · October 2016

btw whos your villian?

Arlong · October 2016

without spoiling too much, first major villain is an organization called the red basil army and then there's an alien called King Piconey who is hell bent on making the game as laggy as possible but his spawn becomes an ally

Lilyflower · October 2016

Arlong said:
without spoiling too much, first major villain is an organization called the red basil army and then there's an alien called King Piconey who is hell bent on making the game as laggy as possible but his spawn becomes an ally

interesting

and whats your super power?

Arlong · October 2016

Super strength, super speed, martial arts, super pickling ability, and if I look at a full moon I turn into Harambe. And all my powers get increased after I train with master Jungju

Lilyflower · October 2016

Arlong said:
Super strength, super speed, martial arts, super pickling ability, and if I look at a full moon I turn into Harambe. And all my powers get increased after I train with master Jungju

ooooh nice

good luck on your adventure.

Arlong · October 2016

Arlong and Donald come across a giant talking turtle thats looking for the ocean so Arlong carries it and runs to the ocean. Once they get to the beach the turtle swims out to the ocean after telling them to wait there. The turtle comes back with an old man on his back. The old man called master Jungju gives them a flying nimbus cloud as a reward. only those with a pickled heart can ride it so master Jungju and Donald are both unable to ride it because their hearts aren't pickled. Master Jungju also gives them a Lagonball and he returns to his island on his turtle. On his island he comes across Pilag and his gang who were looking for master Jungju's Lagonball. they wish to use the Lagonballs for evil and make every game laggy to the point of being unplayable so that everyone will have to play outside. They left when they learned that master Jungju gave his Lagonball away.

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Yakudle · November 2016

dat training is cannon?

Lilyflower · November 2016

Yakudle said:

dat training is cannon?

a Kong fu cool

.

BIackbean · November 2016

lagonball!

DeadMalcolm · November 2016

This has to be the best post I've seen so far. XD

Arlong · November 2016

Using the Lagonball radar, Donald and Arlong arrive at a village that's being terrorized by shapeshifting fat pig called Rosie O'Donnell. An old woman that possesses the Lagonball agrees to give them her Lagonball if they can make Rosie go away. Rosie, being a fat ugly and gay pig, wants to marry a girl in the village. Arlong dresses up like the girl and tricks Rosie and defeat her. The old woman gives Donald the Lagonball after saving the village. Donald forces Rosie to join the group thinking she will come in handy as building material for a giant wall. Trump Force One runs out of gas so they have to walk through a desert. While walking through the desert a loser socialist called Bernie and his shapeshifting basement dwelling millennial ambushes them. Bernie thinks he has defeated Arlong after using his signature attack 'blame the 1% fist.' But after seeing Donald's magnificent golden hair, he quivers in fear and runs away.

TO BE CONTINUED

Lilyflower · November 2016

Arlong said:
Using the Lagonball radar, Donald and Arlong arrive at a village that's being terrorized by shapeshifting fat pig called Rosie O'Donnell. An old woman that possesses the Lagonball agrees to give them her Lagonball if they can make Rosie go away. Rosie, being a fat ugly and gay pig, wants to marry a girl in the village. Arlong dresses up like the girl and tricks Rosie and defeat her. The old woman gives Donald the Lagonball after saving the village. Donald forces Rosie to join the group thinking she will come in handy as building material for a giant wall. Trump Force One runs out of gas so they have to walk through a desert. While walking through the desert a loser socialist called Bernie and his shapeshifting basement dwelling millennial ambushes them. Bernie thinks he has defeated Arlong after using his signature attack 'blame the 1% fist.' But after seeing Donald's magnificent golden hair, he quivers in fear and runs away.

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lool XD I can't stop reading the second line *Rosie being fat ugly and gay pig* keep it going Arlong I like where this is going.

Arlong · November 2016

They head to Mt Frypan where the next Lagonball is with Bernie following them. Bernie, like the commie he is, wants to steal the Lagonballs from the people that worked hard to get them and wish for the lag in Second Life to go away so more people will become socialist leeches. There they meet the Ox king who sees Arlong's flying nimbus and says he must have gotten it from master Jungju. He sent his son DARLING to get the bansho fan from the master to put out the flames on the mountain but he never came back. The Ox king tells Arlong to find his son and bring the fan for his Lagonball. Arlong leaves on the nimbus and finds DARLING who grabs Arlong's tail as he tries to get on the cloud. This makes Arlong dizzy which Bernie realizes is Arlong's only weakness. They get to master Jungju's nexon hq building but the master threw it out after he spilled grape drank on it. He decides to put out the fire himself so they all go back to Mt Frypan. Master Jungju uses the Kamehameha and puts out the fire but also destroys the whole mountain. Everyone is surprised by how powerful it is. Donald uses the radar and finds the Lagonball in the rubble. Arlong asks the master if he can teach her the Kamehameha but he says it takes 50 years to learn it. Arlong manages to try it out and does a small Kamehameha on the first try.

TO BE CONTINUED

Arlong · November 2016

While driving to the final Lagonball, Pilag's accomplice, Otaku shows up in a robot and fires a rocket at them. Then he steals the suitcase with Donald's Lagonballs and escapes. But Arlong still has her Lagonball so Pilag can't make a wish. They force Bernie to drive them in his tax payer funded car and they arrive at Cincinnati zoo where Pilag is and they get trapped and knocked out with sleeping gas. Pilag's other accomplice, Neet takes Arlong's Lagonball while they are knocked out. They wake up realize the Lagonball is missing and Arlong uses the Kamehameha on a wall but only makes a small hole. Rosie and Kaleb, Bernie's shapeshifting millennial, transform into bats and fly through the hole to try and steal the Lagonballs but they already summoned the legendary dragon, Reagan. Rosie does something useful for the first time in her life and interrupts the wish, wishing for a pair of underwear since hers is covered in blood. The wish is granted and the Reagan disappears and the Lagonballs scatter around the world. Furious, Pilag sends his army of doges and corner them into an enclosure with a glass ceiling that will cook them up in the morning by the sun. Arlong sees the full moon and it causes her to transform into Harambe. She destroys the zoo and drags around Pilag. Kaleb transforms into giant scissors and Bernie uses it to cut off Arlong's tail which causes her to turn back to normal. When she wakes up she is shocked that her tail and clothes are gone and doesn't remember transforming into Harambe. They decide to go back to the city but Arlong decides to go to master Jungju and train. Donald gives her the radar and grabs her by the pu- and says "we are going to win and we are going to win big league." before they go their own ways.

TO BE CONTINUED

Arlong · December 2016

LAGONBALL SEASON 2

Arlong flies to master Jungju's nexon hq building to train and learn the Kamehameha. But the master said that he will only train her if she brings him a community manager. So Arlong brings him kthxbainao but master Jungju said he wanted a community manager that gave less sh**s so he fired him. Then a small boy called Nigel Farage paddles to the shore on a boat and requests to train under master Jungju. Nigel bribed the master with a catalogue full of cheap and incompetent game developers so he agreed to train him. He sends Arlong and Nigel to the city to find a community manager. Nigel doesn't have a pickled heart so he has to cling onto Arlong as they ride the nimbus.

TO BE CONTINUED

Lilyflower · December 2016

Arlong said:
LAGONBALL SEASON 2

Arlong flies to master Jungju's nexon hq building to train and learn the Kamehameha. But the master said that he will only train her if she brings him a community manager. So Arlong brings him kthxbainao but master Jungju said he wanted a community manager that gave less sh**s so he fired him. Then a small boy called Nigel Farage paddles to the shore on a boat and requests to train under master Jungju. Nigel bribed the master with a catalogue full of cheap and incompetent game developers so he agreed to train him. He sends Arlong and Nigel to the city to find a community manager. Nigel doesn't have a pickled heart so he has to cling onto Arlong as they ride the nimbus.

TO BE CONTINUED

*grabs popcorn* more of this story! Keep on going.

Arlong · December 2016

They come across a guy called Saygo being attacked so Arlong saves him and brings him to nexon hq. Master Jungju says that he'll do for now and agrees to train the two of them. The next day he packs up nexon hq in a dynocap and they move to a bigger island. They start their training they have a small test: racing. Nigel is able to run 100 meters in 10 seconds but Arlong was a little faster at 8 seconds. Master Jungju impresses them by running it in 5 seconds. He then writes his signature on a rock and throws it into the forest. One of them has to find the rock and bring it back, the other will have to go without dinner. Nigel tries to fool the master by forging his signature on another rock but the master recognizes it as a fake. Arlong finds the rock but Nigel steals it. They fight and Arlong wins but Nigel threw a fake rock back into the forest and Arlong runs to get it. Nigel returns with the real rock to the master and wins. However, Saygo cooked puffer fish and they all got food poisoning except Arlong.

Now their real training begins so master Jungju wakes up the two very early. Their job is to deliver blue pots to all the kinesis that needs them, but they all live miles away from each other. They deliver a blue pot to a kinesis that lives at the top of a mountain and there master Jungju tells them that they will both be competing at the World Martial Arts Tournament. They finish their blue pot delivery and the master tells them that they will be doing this every morning and that this is just the start of their daily training. Next they went to plow the fields for Evan's dad with their bare hands. Then they study as martial artists need to have a sharp mind too. They eat lunch and then take a nappie. Arlong is impatient and wants to learn fighting moves already but the master says that they first need to strengthen their bodies and that he'll teach them once they can move this giant rock. Next they have to swim around the lake several times while being chased by Russian hackers. They are then tied to a chair and forced to dodge angry criticisms from players and respond with 'we are looking into it' to their complaints. After the tiring day of training, the master tells them they will be doing this every day but with 50 pounds Jeb shells on their backs. After a few months of this training, Arlong and Nigel are eager to learn fighting techniques after proving that they could move the rock but the master says he has nothing to teach them. The training is was to get their bodies into superhuman condition and they already know how to fight, the tournament is just another step in their training. He gives them 100 pound Jeb shells to wear from now on. After several months, the day of the tournament arrives. They take off their 100 pound Jeb shells and they realize just how much stronger and faster they've gotten. They arrive at the tournament where reunite with Donald, Bernie, and Rosie. Master Jungju gives Arlong and Nigel fighting uniforms to wear as they fight in the tournament.

TO BE CONTINUED

Lilyflower · December 2016

Arlong said:
They come across a guy called Saygo being attacked so Arlong saves him and brings him to nexon hq. Master Jungju says that he'll do for now and agrees to train the two of them. The next day he packs up nexon hq in a dynocap and they move to a bigger island. They start their training they have a small test: racing. Nigel is able to run 100 meters in 10 seconds but Arlong was a little faster at 8 seconds. Master Jungju impresses them by running it in 5 seconds. He then writes his signature on a rock and throws it into the forest. One of them has to find the rock and bring it back, the other will have to go without dinner. Nigel tries to fool the master by forging his signature on another rock but the master recognizes it as a fake. Arlong finds the rock but Nigel steals it. They fight and Arlong wins but Nigel threw a fake rock back into the forest and Arlong runs to get it. Nigel returns with the real rock to the master and wins. However, Saygo cooked puffer fish and they all got food poisoning except Arlong.

Now their real training begins so master Jungju wakes up the two very early. Their job is to deliver blue pots to all the kinesis that needs them, but they all live miles away from each other. They deliver a blue pot to a kinesis that lives at the top of a mountain and there master Jungju tells them that they will both be competing at the World Martial Arts Tournament. They finish their blue pot delivery and the master tells them that they will be doing this every morning and that this is just the start of their daily training. Next they went to plow the fields for Evan's dad with their bare hands. Then they study as martial artists need to have a sharp mind too. They eat lunch and then take a nappie. Arlong is impatient and wants to learn fighting moves already but the master says that they first need to strengthen their bodies and that he'll teach them once they can move this giant rock. Next they have to swim around the lake several times while being chased by Russian hackers. They are then tied to a chair and forced to dodge angry criticisms from players and respond with 'we are looking into it' to their complaints. After the tiring day of training, the master tells them they will be doing this every day but with 50 pounds Jeb shells on their backs. After a few months of this training, Arlong and Nigel are eager to learn fighting techniques after proving that they could move the rock but the master says he has nothing to teach them. The training is was to get their bodies into superhuman condition and they already know how to fight, the tournament is just another step in their training. He gives them 100 pound Jeb shells to wear from now on. After several months, the day of the tournament arrives. They take off their 100 pound Jeb shells and they realize just how much stronger and faster they've gotten. They arrive at the tournament where reunite with Donald, Bernie, and Rosie. Master Jungju gives Arlong and Nigel fighting uniforms to wear as they fight in the tournament.

TO BE CONTINUED

things are getting interesting

keep on going.

Arlong · December 2016

The tournament begins and Arlong has to fight a giant but she beats him easily. Nigel has to fight against an enemy from his old parliament named David Cameron. Nigel kicks David out of the ring and advances to the next round. Bernie who is also in the tournament advances to the quarterfinals too. In the next round Nigel has to fight a slimy disgusting guy called Bryan who uses his nasty conceited attitude to fight. But the Farage cannot be barraged, he uses his 'Brexit man punch' and beats Bryan. Bernie has to fight against a mysterious fighter called Jackie Chen who claims to be KITTTYYYYS dad. Bernie uses his ultimate attack 'blame the 1% fist' but it fails and Jackie easily defeats Bernie because he's such a loser. The third match is between a thot and Malik Obama. Jackie uses telepathy to read Malik's mind and learns that he entered the tournament to fund his thot patrol. Malik isn't swayed by the thot's tricks and defeats her. Arlong's match gets postponed by the rain so they wait at the bar. DOTcurrency, Arlong's next opponent comes in and starts causing trouble. Bernie warns Arlong that he is known to be a cheater. Their match begins and they fight. Arlong throws him out of the ring but he hacks back inside. He gets Arlong hell banned with a mass dupe and then kicks her out of the ring with his hacked 38 attack vss but Arlong calls the nimbus cloud to save her. Arlong's tail grows back and breaks free of the hell ban with the extra strength by the tail. Arlong proves her increased strength by punching and destroying a wall. DOTcurrency forfeits the match after seeing the feat of strength. The quarterfinals are finished and then the semifinals start.

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