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Yes, it is I. Supreme trollstain of the forums. Just dropping to let all the haters and losers know that I'm still alive and well. More than well actually.
For you see, I HAVE FOUND LOVE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SO LIKE, IM IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW AND I DARNT THINK I CAN PLAY FORUMSTORY AS OFTEN ANYMORE BECARSE ILL BE TOO BUSY. DOING OTHER STUFF.
I FOUND THE ONE. MY TRUE LOVE
THIS AINT ONE OF THOSE DEGENERATE SHORT TIME RELATIONSHIPS. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Comments
Did you just assume the species of Arlong's love?
Are they, like, lizard people but with a vinegary taste?
Nah. They're more like sentient, bipedal pickles who communicate via telepathy. Pretty friendly based on a first hand encounter with them.
Now the Dillians on the other hand, you gotta watch out for those punks. They'll try to stuff you into a jar. It's not pleasant.