So in light of all the recent bannings for ridiculous reasons, whether it's in-game or on the forums, I decided to make a song parody of Nexon. This song is based on "The List" from the opera "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan. For reference, here's an alternate version of the original:
and the Family Guy version [NSFW]:
As someday it may happen that a player must be banned
We've got a little list, we've got a little list
All of Nexon's worst offenders who would never understand
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed!
There are those who we suspect may have accounts they use to bot
Including folks whose internet connection lags a lot
The people who abused events for getting lots of cubes
And forum users who say Nexon's going down the tubes
And hackers who caused Arcane Umbra weapons to exist
And the buyers, they insist, that they should have been missed!
We've got them on the list, we've got them on the list, and they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed!
There are people who have characters with swear words in their names
Like "f***" and "s***" and "pissed", we've got them on the list!
And the people who'd bot and abuse Star Planet minigames
Those games now don't exist, because they were not missed!
The players who buy currency on fishy meso sites
But meso farmers, they would come back at the speed of light!
And players who sell their accounts on websites like Craigslist,
I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed!
We'll also ban those people who pretend to be GMs
And when they still persist, we'll keep them on the list!
And people on the forums who critique us through PMs
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
The players who stalk and harass the people that they hate,
And people who refer to Pizza Slices being great.
Those folks who quickly level Arcane Symbols to the max.
And people that accuse those that they hate of using hacks.
With all these players that we'd ban, we hope you get the gist,
Or you'll go on the list, you surely won't be missed!
Comments
It's my honor! I'd like to thank the Academy for supporting me.