Well, this is certainly disappointing. Looks like we'll have to go back to thinking about how to arrange our sentences and what words to replace... It's just too difficult to have a normal conversation without parts of normal words being censored.
Ever since I saw that Pink Bean appreciation thread, my perspective has been changed. I never realized how much I needed that wonderful, delightful bean in my life. Gender doesn't matter - Pink Bean is the best waifu.