The semifinals begin with Nigel against Jackie Chen. Jackie appears to have the upper hand but Nigel remembers what a greedy ass Jackie is and throws a shekel to distract him. Jackie goes … (more)after the shekel and taking advantage of the distraction, Nigel kicks him out of the ring. But before Jackie hits the ground, he uses a Kamehameha on the ground to propel him back into the ring. Bernie thinks that Jackie must be the master after seeing the Kamehameha. Nigel charges at him but Jackie moves so fast and leaves an after image, making Nigel attack the after image. Jackie appears behind Nigel and lands a kick that knocks out Nigel.
The next match between Arlong and Malik Obama begins. They appear to be evenly matched at first but Malik sees an opening and jumps up for his signature attack, 'thot patrol dive.' Arlong is just barely able to stand back up after the powerful attack. Malik jumps up again for another attack. But Arlong jumps up and kicks Malik before he can land and sends him out of the ring. Malik packs up to leave with a heavy heart but Jackie confronts him on his way out. Jackie give him a capsule containing thot patrol equipment for free revealing that he is master Jungju and he read his mind. He tells Malik that he entered the tournament to beat Arlong and Nigel so that they wouldn't think of themselves as the strongest in the world and stop training. Malik does the master a favor and disguises himself as the master and sits in the crowd. Bernie sees him and no longer thinks that Jackie Chen is master Jungju. Now the final match of the tournament begins between Arlong and Jackie Chen.
