Arlong

So as you know, the forums got a rollback due to the exploit yesterday but no compensation?!?? wow nexon really? Forums got a rollback and you don't even compensate us? I spent hours … (more)crafting some of those comments and now I have to do it again. The least you could do is a 2x reaction points event but we don't even get that. What compensation do you think you deserve?

if you couldn't tell, this is a parody (less)

DADDY TRUMP IS OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY THE NEXT PRESIDENT

>Trump saves 1000 jobs at carrier
>Japanese company invests billions of dollars and creates 50,000 new jobs in the USA thanks to … (more)Trump
>IBM announces 25,000 new jobs thanks to Trump
>Dow Jones closes at record high 4 times since November 8
>liberals spent millions of dollars on a recount, accidentally ended up giving more votes to Trump and exposed Democrat vote fraud
>Hillary has more unfaithful electors than Trump despite weeks of liberals harassing Republican electors to not vote for Trump
>Ron Paul who didn't even run got more votes than Gary Johnson and tied with Bernie Sanders, both of whom are losers
>still not tired of winning

>liberals right now


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you know what? I'm so sick of having 3 different 2x throughout the day, I never know when the hell they happen anymore and how long they last. And to top it off, they put 4 different time … (more)zones in their announcement. There comes a point where this nonsense has to stop. I don't care about 'accommodating' players from different continents, just have 1 dang 2x for 2 hours. 2x used to be a special thing where people would login and grind more. Now it's such a common occurrence, I actively avoid 2x events like the plague. This isn't even about the lag, fix the lag, that is a given, it's just an eyesore to see what a 2x announcement looks like nowadays. Either give coupons or put it back to only 2 hours of 2x at 2-4 pm pst. And don't put any other timezone in the announcement, you have google, figure it out yourself. (less)

The tournament begins and Arlong has to fight a giant but she beats him easily. Nigel has to fight against an enemy from his old parliament named David Cameron. Nigel kicks David out of … (more)the ring and advances to the next round. Bernie who is also in the tournament advances to the quarterfinals too. In the next round Nigel has to fight a slimy disgusting guy called Bryan who uses his nasty conceited attitude to fight. But the Farage cannot be barraged, he uses his 'Brexit man punch' and beats Bryan. Bernie has to fight against a mysterious fighter called Jackie Chen who claims to be KITTTYYYYS dad. Bernie uses his ultimate attack 'blame the 1% fist' but it fails and Jackie easily defeats Bernie because he's such a loser. The third match is between a thot and Malik Obama. Jackie uses telepathy to read Malik's mind and learns that he entered the tournament to fund his thot patrol. Malik isn't swayed by the thot's tricks and defeats her. Arlong's match gets postponed by the rain so they wait at the bar. DOTcurrency, Arlong's next opponent comes in and starts causing trouble. Bernie warns Arlong that he is known to be a cheater. Their match begins and they fight. Arlong throws him out of the ring but he hacks back inside. He gets Arlong hell banned with a mass dupe and then kicks her out of the ring with his hacked 38 attack vss but Arlong calls the nimbus cloud to save her. Arlong's tail grows back and breaks free of the hell ban with the extra strength by the tail. Arlong proves her increased strength by punching and destroying a wall. DOTcurrency forfeits the match after seeing the feat of strength. The quarterfinals are finished and then the semifinals start.

TO BE CONTINUED (less)

Do you have any idea how many dislikes I would get?