Super strength, super speed, martial arts, super pickling ability, and if I look at a full moon I turn into Harambe. And all my powers get increased after I train with master Jungju
If nexon isn't going to fix this lag, then I have to take matters into my own hands. YOSH, HAJIMEEEEEE
Prologue Far away, in an enchanted land that seemed untouched by the steady march of time, there lived an old master named Kohan who found a baby girl abandoned in the wilderness of the region. The old master raised the girl as his own child and marveled as the youngster grew and became uncommonly strong. Now the girl, known as Arlong is on her own and has become the sole guardian of her grandfather's most mystical possession: his Lagonball.
Arlong is enjoying her day as usual, making pickles and eating off the land. Little did Arlong know, a visitor was approaching her remote mountainside home. The young girl's life was about to begin a radical new phase. The visitor known as Donald Trump is carrying a strange device, one that can locate any Lagonball on earth. He walks up to Arlong and grabs her by the pu- and says "we have a serious problem with radical lagging, we have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country anymore." He quickly realizes that Arlong has incredible strength but also has no clue of the great power of the Lagonballs. Arlong doesn't want to give up her grandpa's Lagonball so Donald tells about the mysterious powers of the Lagonballs. Once all 7 Lagonballs are brought together, the eternal dragon will be summoned and use its great power to fix the lag in a game, any game. He convinces her to go on an adventure with him and travel the world on Trump Force One and go hunt the other Lagonballs. With Arlong's Lagonball, Donald now has 3 Lagonballs.
Kuso. My legs are already frozen and encased in ice. Guh. The ice is moving up my body. My attacks have no affect on this sealing magic. Could this be, the same curse he used on the heroes? Our only chance for escape is for the dark flame master to get here in time. Only his flame magic is powerful enough to reverse this spell.
Nexon is black mage which trapped us into the abyss full of traps!.
n-n-n-n-nani? b-b-b-blacku mage? bakana I'm not powerful enough to challenge the black mage in my current state. Tch. I'm trapped in this abyss. And there's a powering sealing spell on it so I can't escape. Kuso. Could this... be the end for me? My strength... it's... draining. I still... haven't... fulfilled... my dream.
I would try that fix BUT MY WILL TO PLAY HAS BEEN DESTROYED, THANKS NEXON my soul has been crushed into a million pieces falling into an abyss as black as the night yadda yadda ice burns as hot as fire
