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Arlong

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  • GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

    This presidency is brought by the unlikely alliance between 4chan, weeaboo degenerates, reddit trolls, capitalist goys, wikileaks, straight white males, meme lords, and evangelical Christians.
    BOIII WE DUN DID IT. WE MEMED SO HARD WE CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY.

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    LilyflowerKylehell007
  • GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

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    it's official
    DONALD TRUMP IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

    REPUBLICANS OWN THE SENATE

    REPUBLICANS OWN THE HOUSE

    THE ALT RIGHT IS THE GOVMENT NOW.
    Lilyflower
  • GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

    YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME. WELL GUESS WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!? YARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
    YOU SAID HE HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING. GET. REKT.

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    no debating in this thread. Only salty liberal tears or high energy meme plis
    Lilyflower
  • Lagonball

    While driving to the final Lagonball, Pilag's accomplice, Otaku shows up in a robot and fires a rocket at them. Then he steals the suitcase with Donald's Lagonballs and escapes. But Arlong still has her Lagonball so Pilag can't make a wish. They force Bernie to drive them in his tax payer funded car and they arrive at Cincinnati zoo where Pilag is and they get trapped and knocked out with sleeping gas. Pilag's other accomplice, Neet takes Arlong's Lagonball while they are knocked out. They wake up realize the Lagonball is missing and Arlong uses the Kamehameha on a wall but only makes a small hole. Rosie and Kaleb, Bernie's shapeshifting millennial, transform into bats and fly through the hole to try and steal the Lagonballs but they already summoned the legendary dragon, Reagan. Rosie does something useful for the first time in her life and interrupts the wish, wishing for a pair of underwear since hers is covered in blood. The wish is granted and the Reagan disappears and the Lagonballs scatter around the world. Furious, Pilag sends his army of doges and corner them into an enclosure with a glass ceiling that will cook them up in the morning by the sun. Arlong sees the full moon and it causes her to transform into Harambe. She destroys the zoo and drags around Pilag. Kaleb transforms into giant scissors and Bernie uses it to cut off Arlong's tail which causes her to turn back to normal. When she wakes up she is shocked that her tail and clothes are gone and doesn't remember transforming into Harambe. They decide to go back to the city but Arlong decides to go to master Jungju and train. Donald gives her the radar and grabs her by the pu- and says "we are going to win and we are going to win big league." before they go their own ways.

    TO BE CONTINUED
    Lilyflower
  • Lagonball

    They head to Mt Frypan where the next Lagonball is with Bernie following them. Bernie, like the commie he is, wants to steal the Lagonballs from the people that worked hard to get them and wish for the lag in Second Life to go away so more people will become socialist leeches. There they meet the Ox king who sees Arlong's flying nimbus and says he must have gotten it from master Jungju. He sent his son DARLING to get the bansho fan from the master to put out the flames on the mountain but he never came back. The Ox king tells Arlong to find his son and bring the fan for his Lagonball. Arlong leaves on the nimbus and finds DARLING who grabs Arlong's tail as he tries to get on the cloud. This makes Arlong dizzy which Bernie realizes is Arlong's only weakness. They get to master Jungju's nexon hq building but the master threw it out after he spilled grape drank on it. He decides to put out the fire himself so they all go back to Mt Frypan. Master Jungju uses the Kamehameha and puts out the fire but also destroys the whole mountain. Everyone is surprised by how powerful it is. Donald uses the radar and finds the Lagonball in the rubble. Arlong asks the master if he can teach her the Kamehameha but he says it takes 50 years to learn it. Arlong manages to try it out and does a small Kamehameha on the first try.

    TO BE CONTINUED
    Lilyflower