It's really a serious question. I was just wondering: Why does it take so long to update the game? What's the process of your maintanences? I mean, there are games that get updates weekly, and we just need to spend like 20 minutes to download the new patch. Maplestory, on the other hand, takes 12 hours with a maintanence just to put the new patch online, like you guys were creating it. I know how hard it is to create new content; since you guys need to transalate, bugfix and everything, but why does it take that long to just implement it?
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Well, yesterday i was playing on my Demon Avenger and got the hot day's reward, you know, that storage 8 slot coupon. When i tried to use, it screwed up my game, and using the bug reporting forum didn't even change a ****. Nexon, die in a fire you stupid piece of...
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Edit: And if you're still not satisfied, you can visit the best places in the game: Event Hall and DRPQ.