Sarcastic
Maple World Deserter
Home of the Missing Alchemist - Magatia, Sunset Road
coolthief69@hotmales.com
SKILLS
Meister Alchemy.
Fluent in quest spelling errors, and bypassing the censorship filter.
Able to write very hurtful comments on reddit.
Acquiring large amounts of funds by asking gullible people in Henesys for meso.
Microsoft Excel.
EDUCATION & EXPERIENCE Tot’s Know-How, online course - Pupil
MAY 2014 - MAY 2014
Complete education on all the inner workings of the Maple World. Ellinel Fairy Academy, North of Ellinia - Honorary Fairy Professor
JUNE 2014 - JULY 2014
Teaching kids to trust strangers. Red Tiger Dojo, Mu Lung - Red Tiger Student
DECEMBER 2015 - JANUARY 2016
Training my mind and body to withstand anything. Shinsoo International School, Seoul - Senpai
MARCH 2016 - SEPTEMBER 2017
Social engineering, manipulation, scenario preparation, and some light music. The Robin Hood Initiative - Executive
SEPTEMBER 2017 - PRESENT
Taking other people’s wealth and distributing it to the poor (myself).
AWARDS
I have 186 medals for my various achievements, some of which the Black Mage may value for this position; White Mage Minion
Bold Indifference
Human Cushion
Troubled Youth
No Pain, No Gain
Dynamic Hair
Forever Single
WHY ME?
Despite my short experience in villainy, I strongly believe that I can provide a unique perspective on how to best thwart the plans of maplers who attempt to defeat you. So far I have been able to manipulate the power of the Gods to close down various areas of Maple World, which have caused much despair and weakness among the maplers.
I was thrown into this world, and forced to handle many tasks that were well above my expertise and wasn’t awarded much meso, experience or honor for my hard work. I was often insulted. Especially by Cassandra.
The fact that I have defeated all of your previous commanders should show my strength and determination to impress you. Please allow me to serve your noble cause.
I have nothing else. I don’t want to go back to Beefy’s Food Truck and flip burgers.
Please.
Brief bug summary: Guild UI doesn't save your Job/Level information when logging out or going into offline mode. It resets to ???/???
However, if you search for other guilds than your own, the list will reveal who is currently in offline mode as they're the only people offline with the job/level visible.
Steps to reproduce:
Be in a guild
Log on
Enter offline mode
Look at guild UI to see your character's job/level
It will have reset to ???
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Ask other member to log off or have them enter offline mode
Look at guild UI for their character's job/level
It will have reset to ???
Character name: all
Character level: all
Character job: all
World name: all
Date and time of the incident: As of v199 (October 4th)
Baddest Bug: Medal. Obtained when completing '[Bug Brawl] Baddest Bug'. Grants Weapon ATT/Magic ATT +10, STR/DEX/INT/LUK +10, MaxHP/MaxMP +450, Boss Damage +10%, Ignore Defense +10%. Stats have 14-day duration. Note: Does not register in Medal Collection.
This is lazy. We already know that you have the ability to fix non-registering medals since you've done it before.
Do it.
Other threads for reference:
Just say "No" where Arwoo commented on the matter but not to satisfaction.